IF WOMEN WERE MEN

I got this via Chica Regia,

35 reasons why it would be wonderful if women were men:

1. You have the same attitude all month long.
2. Mechanics do not rip you off.
3. You don't have to carry around a bag full of crap.
4. You don't get ripped off at the salon.
5. You don't give a shit whether anyone notices your new hair cut.
6. In a job interview, your a.. "body" is not a factor
7. When your work is "reviewed", you don't think, "everyone is out to get you".
8. No one from work can make you cry, because whoever pisses you off, you just kick their ass.
9. Your underwear is only 10.00 for a pack of 3.
10. 3 pairs of shoes is more than enough.
11. The wedding arrangements will take care of themselves.
12. Wedding dress, $3,000.00. Rented tux $100.00
13. You can forget a date or screw up and flowers fix everything.
14. You can sit with your legs open while you fart without care.
15. you can go to the rest room alone.
16. Lines at the restrooms are short by 80%.
17. You don't have to "go to the next gas station" because, "this one is too dirty"
18. You can admire Bruce Willis without starving to look like him.
19. Luis Miguel, Ricky Martin, Tom Cruise, Bradd Pitt and everyone else do not exist in your universe, besides they are ass holes and you don't give a shit about them
20. You don't have to clean your place each time someone comes over.
21. You know 20 ways of opening a beer.
22. You can fix everything with the phrase, "Fuck it"
23. You don't care about your friend's sex lives.
24. You can visit a friend without bringing a present.
25. Phone conversations with your friends last less than 60 seconds.
26. If you don't call a friend when you said you would, he's not going to tell your friends that "you've changed"
27. You can watch TV for hours without saying a word without thinking "Is he mad at me?"
28. If someone forgets to invite you to an event, you are still friends.
29. If you arrive at a party and someone is wearing the same sweater as you, you think it's cool.
30. If you are 34 and single, your friends don't care, they even congratulate you.
31. To your old friends, they don't care whether you've gained or lost weight.
32. You don't give a shit if one of your friends is talking behind your back.
33. You don't have to settle for the last bits of dessert from everyone else.
34. you can scratch your balls at any time of the day.
35. If it's hot, you can unbutton your shirt without care.

Blue Dog

Blue Dog
Originally uploaded by Ciscokid1.

Unveliebable that someone would put a dough through this. Poor Dog was shaking. I wonder if it was from cold or from the humilliation.

DEBRA-Everybody Loves Raymond

What is it about this image or picture of Patricia Heaton that everyone is searching for?. I have clicks from Turkey, England and a few other places where that is the image or picture they are searching for.

On another Note.
The NBA All Stars event was a fiasco.
Half Hour to an hour wait for cabs at the Thomas and Mack (Where the main game was).
Traffic Jams all throughout the Strip.
Employees also waiting a long time to leave their places of employment.
Metro (Police) Really busy with gang activity around town. A couple of shootings around town and not as much $$$$$$$$ for the casinos as expected.
So we may never get our NBA team after all.

NBA ALL STARS IN LAS VEGAS

Yes, it is going to be a very busy weekend here in Las Vegas.
Lady Liberty(New York Casino) and the Golden Lion(MGM Grand) are sporting East and West Conference T-shirts respectively to welcome fans into town.
There are so many events happening around the big Big Game on Sunday; private parties at the major night clubs, charity events hosted by the "Wives of the NBA" and much more that is happening at Mandalay Bay and The Palms.
The Palms owners (The Maloof Brothers) are also the owners of The Sacramento Kings. They were a major force behind getting the NBA to come to Las Vegas. The NBA's previous stance on gambling, which was never to allow a basketball team (pro) in a gambling town has recently softened and now there is talk that maybe the town will get its own NBA team.
It won't be easy, we have such a transient crowd and I am note sure that the average Joe is going to be shelling out hundreds of dollars a night to take a family to see the game, unless the tickets are being "comped" by the hotel or casino.
Also, who is going to build an arena, big and flashy enough for a an NBA team? I doubt the State or local tax payers will foot the bill.
Until then, we'll just watch from the sidelines and think of a name.
Las Vegas.....(Any suggestions?

LOS ANGELES

The trip to L.A. was great.
We stayed close to Pasadena again. The first night we could not get reservations at the usual place (Sheraton), so we ended up staying in Eagle Rock, not bad. The next day we went to Venice Beach for breakfast, walked around observing the strangeness of it all and from there we headed to the Tar Pits and Museum on La Brea. We drove a lot throughout the day and visited several restaurants.
Having lived there for about 14 years makes it easier to get back and appreciate the city for all that it has to offer. You don't have to be from out of town to go into other neighborhoods and act like a tourist.
Traffic is just as bad as before, so when I sit in traffic here in Vegas, I laugh at those who complain about "traffic"
Melissa truly enjoys the experience of being out of Las Vegas. She is like a little girl in a candy store. For her, it was painful to leave, then again L.A. is just a mere 3.5 hour drive.
RESTAURANT REVIEW:
If you like and love sushi, do not go to Tokyo Wako on Paseo Colorado. The food indeed is Waky and nasty. Rolls that come apart when you pick them up, thick unshaped slabs of fish for sushi. Not a very good place for sushi, maybe Teppan but it seemed to cater to the masses.
Jakes Billiard an Pub is still there, that was highlight of the trip.
Q's billiard is no longer there, it was replaced by Boston Beanery...typical sports bar.
Pictures to be posted later.

NO NEWS

Or not the right kind of news.
Astronaut wanted to kill her "rival"
What are you willing to do for the "love of your life"?
I think this story tops the Jeniffer "Wilbananas" story of last year, the Run Away Bride. My grand father would have said "Crazy Biatches."

Also- The Mars Candi company is not ging to play the Men Kissing commercial that they played during the Superbowl. Come on people, It's a commercial and it is funny!
The priorities of some people....... Makes me think.

Priest beats woman, then runs away only to be caught by police later. When is the Catholic Church (Vatican) going to see the light?

That is some of what is happening here in the States. What is happening in other parts of the world, you know already. The worse being, Iraq. As we say in Mexico, "Del Sarten, al Fuego". "From the pan and into the fire." The carnage will not stop until Bush is out of office, or Congress forces him to get the troops home. It is possible.

Melissa and I are going to L.A. for the weekend. We needed to get out of town. It's been work and work for the last few months. Aside from time with family during the holidays, it is time for just the two of us. We are going to play "tourists" in L.A. I lived there for a long time so it will be easy to get around. Looking forward to a weekend of fun.
See you in L.A.!

ENGLISH/SPANISH TRAVELING LESSONS

I got this from one of my links below. As her own post indicates it is somewhat crass and rude. Funny though.

The First part is for those who speak Spanish and would like to "speak" Slang/English.
The Second part is for those who speak English and would like to communicate in "Mexican-Spanish"

Clases de Inglés. Spanish Classes

Some one sent me this email with this Spanish/English lessons. Very very funny stuff.... Be careful, it is somewhat rude...

CURSO DE ESPAÑOL /INGLÉS Y DE INGLÉS /ESPAÑOL

1.Si quiere una COCA COLA diga GUIMI A COUC.
2.Si quiere un cafe y una dona diga COFIANDONA.
3.Si quiere unos huevos con jamón diga YAMANEGS.
4.Si se agarra un dedo con la puerta del Taxi diga FOC.
5. Si algo le parece muy costoso diga FOC.
6. Si se cae en el metro diga FOC.
7. Si lo asaltan en el Bronx diga FOC.
8. Si se encuentra con una mujer de esas de película diga UANA FOC !.
9. Si alguien le grita algo que contenga FOC responda FOQUIU TU.
10.Si pierde el pasaporte, detenga un policia y diga AI LOST MAI FOQUIN PEIPERS.
11.Si se pierde en la ciudad, grite AI AM FOQUIN LOST.
12.Cuando se refiera a un tercero diga DE FOQUIN GAI OVER-DER.
13.Si quiere acostarse con una morenaza dígale AI UANA FOC UIZ YU.
14.Si quiere acostarse con una rubia dígale JALOU, CAN AI FOQUIU?.
15.Si no sabe donde tomar un Taxi diga JAO TU GET A FOQUIN CAB?.
16.Si esta muy enojado NO diga REFOC, solo diga FOC varias veces(FOC, FOC, FOC,...)
17.Si le quieren tomar el pelo pregunte AR YU FOQUIN MI?.
18.Y si estas instrucciones no le sirven de mucho...." Uat da foc YU uant?"

SPANISH FOR GRINGOS (Para que los Gringos aprendan castellano)…
There's always something to learn or to try, many times you need to say some phrase in Spanish, but you don't know how to say it, don't worry, your problems have finished, if your are a gringo and you don't know speak
We took from it some common phrases, just try and you're gonna see the difference and how easy is to speak Spanish.
(Léanlo en voz alta en inglés, está genial!)
1.Boy as n r = Voy a cenar = I'm gonna have a dinner
2.N L C John = en el sillón = on the armchair
3.Be a hope and son = Viejo panzón = fat old man
4.Who and see to seek ago = Juancito se cagó = Little John is a chickenshit.
5.S toy tree stone = estoy tristón = I'm kind a sad.
6.Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rag.
7. Desk can saw = descanso = (you) rest.
8. As say toon as = aceitunas = olives.
9. The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de estar molestando = stop bugging me.
10.See eye = si hay = yes we have
11. T n s free o ? = tienes frío = are you cold?
12. T N S L P P B N T S O = Tienes el pipi bien tieso = you have an erection.
13. Tell o boy ah in cruise tar = Te lo voy a incrustar = I'm going to insert it in you

WEBLOG AWARDS

This is actually a great link not just to vote for your favorite blogs, but also to check out some really good blogs. You might actually find some that you read on a regular basis. I did, Post Secret, Wonkette, Waiter Rant, etc.
Most other countries where bloging seems to be taken seriuosly, have these type of awards. They actually have "conferences" on bloging or bloger "get togethers".
Enjoy the list.

LOST IN DEATH VALLEY

I owe you this story from last year.
This happened on our way back home from San Francisco after Thanksgiving.
Melissa , Anthony and I left Yosemite park that morning after breakfast. We drove up and over the pass towards Bishop.
Bishop is this small town where you can stay if you cannot afford the rooms at Mammoth. From there we were supposed to go down towards Palmdale and eventually into Barstow on our way home.
However, I decided that it was still early and we could take the "long" road through Death Valley, which we had done before.(Here's the Map) So we veered off East into the dessert. Not far from where we turned, we came into another road. The road on the left would take us into Beatty, NV. The one on the right said, "Death Valley". That should have been a "sign" (It was a sign and it also said- Unpaved Road)As far as I could see, the road had plenty of pavement on it. SO we decided to take that road. I know what you're thinking. "BAD MOVE"
So it was.

The road was paved for a good 15 to 20 miles into the Hills as we were cruising at a decent speed-20-30 mph.
All of a sudden as we were climbing, the road ended. The paved road that is,
now it was just a dirt road in the dessert. We stayed on this road for a good half hour until we happened to hit another stretch of paved road.
I thought our luck was changing when we hit another sign that said. North Entrance to Death Valley National Park and another that pointed south and said. "Sand Dunes" Not wanting to go to the Sand Dunes, even though Melissa suggested we go that way, I proceeded to go the opposite way which was paved but just for another couple of miles.
That was the last stretch of pavement I saw for a few hours.
The fact that we did not see other cars or people, or even buzzards in the sky, should have told me I was heading into the wrong way.
We kept climbing up and over hills. At times there was only space for one vehicle, luckily there were no large vehicles in sight. Eventually we spotted two trucks. One with a camper on it and another was one of those small conversion van type.
It helps when you get to the top of a hill or mountain, because it shows you very clearly that you are indeed lost, when all you see is more rocks, gravel and not a paved road in sight, but rather more of the same.
The picture shows a road traveling from left to right (N to S) The road we were on, eventually took us into that road. Again, more unpaved road. At this point, Anthony had fallen asleep and Melissa and I kept on chugging along "enjoying" the scenery while listening to The Beatles.
An hour later we were still on that road and still no side of anything. Bad thoughts began to creep into our minds.
My car is well kept, I had just gotten new tires the week before, so there was no danger of anything, like a busted tire. I also always have a spare in the trunk an I am able to change them. The bad thought was about something wrong happening to the engine or a broken axle, since the road was so rough.

At some other point we were speculating about murderers or such here in the middle of nowhere and without cell phone reception or anything like that.
Right after the conversation about "the murderer", as we were coming up over a small hill and on our way down, what do we see if not "something" that looks like a person ahead in the distance coming up in our direction.
My heart jumped when the adrenaline began to pump.
In the middle of nowhere and here was this person headed towards us. My first thought was, "I can run him over" or something like that. As we got closer to each other, I noticed that it was a female jogger.
This was perhaps a sign that civilization was near, or the sign of a crazy woman.
not ten minutes passed when we got to the end of that road. Finally a paved road and one that would get us home.
Not before passing by places like this.

JUSTICE!

Since I am an avid reader, I decided to take this quiz. Now, I have never heard ofthis book but I might pick it up just to see.....
I wonder who comes up with all these little quizes that tell you what kind of muffin, smurf, tree, animal or rock you are, simply by answering a few silly questions?

You're A Theory of Justice!

by John Rawls

In the beginning, you lived in a town. The town had many problems!
Rather than moving, you decided to come up with the idea for the best town ever. Going
all the way back to the original position, you created the idea for the best town ever!
Lo and behold, the best town ever looked almost identical to the town you lived in. You
decided to stay in the town. Now you resent people mistaking your refined thought
experiments for "the wall of stupidity" in high school debate
rounds.


Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

NEWS

The snow never materialized but it was very cold for a good two weeks straight. Winter weather is coming back to normal here in Vegas.
More news.
My mom went back to Mexico last week. It was good having her visit since this was the longest she's been out of Mexico. At least she's back to her own home and her own things. Unfortunately, my little brother, who lives with her, made a mess of things while she was here. I'm sure she'll take care of him.
Everyone knows that no matter where you go or how comfortable and pampered you are, you can't wait to get home to your own things. I noticed she was getting anxious to leave. She was at my brother's throughout her stay and she was getting annoyed at some of the happenings there (Mother in Law-Daughter in Law issues). Then again, if she had stayed with me, she would have found something to have an opinion about.
She says she'll come back. Probably to visit for a week or two, rather than the six months that she was here. I'll be looking forward to her coming back maybe this time she'll stay with us.
Anthony will be turning 8 Next week.
Olivia and Melissa are going to see High School Musical.
and me?.
Work, work and work.

SNOW IN LAS VEGAS

So everyone in town is looking forward to snow in the valley.
Weather warnings were issued from 2:00PM through 10:00PM tonight because of snow. Of course its a lot colder than usual, probably the coldest all year. However, I don't think that snow is going to materialize. Maybe a little bit in the surrounding high areas. (Forecasters spoke of 2-3 inches in the valley-That means; Snow on The Strip.) If it does, the kids will be happy and I will be posting pictures...

This was my yard back in 2003 when we got a good snow storm overnight...
'Till then.

20,000 BUSH'S MAGIC NUMBER

So, Bush is going to announce that he needs 20,000 more troops to go to Iraq and finally "suppress" the insurgency and lend support to the Iraqi government in their efforts to put down the "insurgency."
He is also going to ask for more funds to spend on infrastructure to create more jobs for Iraqis, thus reducing the number or those joining the insurgents.

Isn't this what should have happened the moment we went into Iraq?.
Why 3 years later with "more of the same" attitudes. "throw more soldiers and money into the problem and that should take care of it".
It's too bad that The president still does not have a realistic plan for Iraq. I don't think anybody has a real idea as to what to do with the War there. I am aware that we cannot just pull all our troops out of there all at once, but to continue on the same path is to continue with the same problems.
Why are we not pursuing or pressuring other Mid-East neighboring countries to help find a solution?
Inevitably I believe, that is what is going to happen. It is a regional problem that involves all surrounding countries. The Saudis have already experienced terrorist attacks, Lebanon is a shaky "democracy", Egypt has also had acts of terrorism on its soil. So if they want to stop them from happening as much as we in the U.S. do, then they need to be involved in the solution to bring an end to the conflict, not just in Iraq, but all throughout the region.

My own humble opinion.

WINDY NIGHT

It's two in the morning and bad dreams have startled me out of bed. Outside the wind howls as it tries to rip the tiles of the roof. At least it sounds that way. A light rain makes everything glitter as if all the stars had fallen from the sky.
It's two in the morning and everyone sleeps peacefully in spite of the angry wind.
Bad dreams have woken me up and tossed me into the night. There is no one outside but shadows and flickering lights.
It's later in the morning and time to wake up.

2007

Already January 2.
College Football is over, aside from the National Championship game coming up, Christmas is over, Garbage truck picked up all the empty boxes and torn up wrapping paper. Recycling bins are full of empty bottles from the New Year's bash. All gifts put away and things seem to be back to normal.
People have gone home, people are returning.
Parking lots at the airport are clearing and now the lots will sit empty for another whole year.
Now what!
A new Year, a blank slate, a new sheet of paper.
We get older, kids get and grow much faster and older.
Do you have a list?

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Hope you have some bubbly beverage.
Apple cider should be OK for the kids.
Andre (Yuk!), Cooks (No way), Anything else but those two is good to celebrate this new year's eve.
My Favorite List

J- Jordan
Schramsberg
Iron Horse
Louis Roederer-California (Not the French stuff) Too expensive and over rated.
Perrier Jouet- Fleur du Champagne. Not bad if you can find it cheap.
Krug if you have plenty of money
Billecart De Salmon-"Pink" champagne. worth a "C" note.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all of you. May all your dreams and wishes coem true or at least somehow you get a glimpse of them.

Paz en el mundo tambien.

TRADE IN!

The following is an estimate that Olympuswants to give me for my digital camera. The deal is; you buy a new camera and send your old camera with the receipt and Bam! they send you a "rebate check". I know my camera has seen better days and with its (now) low 3.5 megapixels it still takes great pictures as you can see on previous posts or on my flickr account.



No, I am not trading. I might get more if I pawn it (which I will also not do).

Trade-In Estimate
Point & Shoot Olympus 3.0 to 3.9 Megapixel
CAMERA CONDITION: WORKING BUT WITH SCRATCHES OR DENTS
OPTICAL ZOOM OR DIGITAL ZOOM: 3X Optical
CAMERA FOCUS TYPE: AUTO FOCUS
EXTERNAL MEDIA INCLUDED WITH CAMERA: No External Memory Card
FLASH: BUILT-IN FLASH
LCD DISPLAY BUILT IN: YES
ORIGINAL SOFTWARE INCLUDED: NO
BATTERY TYPE REQUIRED: Uses Standard AA or AAA Alakline Battery(s) - Not included
AC ADAPTER / CHARGER: NOT INCLUDED
INSTRUCTIONS / OWNERS MANUAL: NOT INCLUDED
ORIGINAL CABLES AND/OR DOCK: SOME OF THE ORIGINAL CABLES ARE INCLUDED (not ALL)
PC CONNECTIVITY: USB and/or FIREWIRE
BLUETOOTH CAPABLE: NO
EXTERNAL TELEPHOTO CONVERTERS / LENSES: NONE
Estimated Trade-in Value:
(includes a Prepaid shipping label) $3.72
+$20.00 Bonus Cash
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$23.72 Total Trade-in Estimate

TO BLOGG OR NOT TO BLOGG

Over the last year of blogging, I have seen blogs disappear and some that write about stopping just to come back a few weeks or months later.
I think the reason given is usually lack of time.
Of course a blog should probably be the last priority when it comes to family, work and other social activities that prohibit you from writing. So why do people blog?. A recent survey found that the majority of people blog "for Themselves" as a record or story of their own personal lives. There are other more specific blogs that deal with a particular subject such as; politics, national news or current events. there are others that are about cooking, religious, or other etc, etc.
Mine falls under the average category. I see it more as a "picture" of my state of mind at any given point in time. I cover just about anything that happens around me as well as my family, as long as it is not too revealing. There are a lot of things that the Internet should not know and does not need to know about me.
Readership is also a funny subject. I can count on one hand the people that visit my blog. They may not necessarily comment on every post but sometimes they leave a note. (Thank you)
Some other times there are no comments. It does not bother me and as long as this interesting tool that Blogger provides free of charge, I will continue using it for my own entertainment purposes. Though I am thinking of getting an account with Wordpress and start a new blog with a "single" particular subject.
Any thoughts?

NY PICTURES

I said I was going to post pictures and here they are. It's been a good two days here. Traveling like any Ney Yorker through the "train" or subway has been fun. It reminds me of my childoohd in Mexico where to get just about anywhere, all you needed was a ticket in. Not about the same but similar. I have decided against using my Ipod to shut the noise out. It is "soothing" to hear thousands of feet as they shuffle along moving through the tunnels, or the NY noise of cars stuck in traffic or sirens blaring in the middle of the night. I couldn't do this everyday, su to me it's a novelty which will eventually wear off. Now it's off to work, but first I gotta grab a cup of coffee.
Here are the pictures.